I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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