just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
