I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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