Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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