what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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