normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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