That's intense
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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