I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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