pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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