Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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