I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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