She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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