I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i believe in u and ur pee
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