did you get engaged???
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
