I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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