NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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