I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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