return my video game
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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