you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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