So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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