You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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