She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
this boner is exhausting
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
ok first of all what the fuck
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