am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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