He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Randomize
