Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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