i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
not ubering you a puppy
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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