Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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