why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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