ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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