pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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