Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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