Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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