i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I need water and some morals
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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