you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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