these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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