would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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