I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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