I wish I could teleport
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize