porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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