doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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