"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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