The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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