I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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