she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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