Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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