i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
