at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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