i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He better not be in your backpack
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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