Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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