i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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