come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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