i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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