Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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