Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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