chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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