Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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