First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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