i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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