She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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