when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
The best revenge is premature balding
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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