the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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